Christmas Is Cool

Hellooooo and welcome to the Chrimbo edition of The Lock-In. 

In this edition, will shall first pay respects to the lost and well loved hero of Yule...the Artic Roll. 

Ahhh, yes, the Artic Roll, soooo yummy when you are 7, but not even Iceland- the crappy frozen food store- can sell it now. Probably due to Kerry Catona.

RIP the lovely Roll. 

[Right that's enough....you're on something...restrain her....NOW...oh Bee-Jeeezuz...-Ed.

Bizarre life with Darren....

Girls Aloud. Martina aka Tennis Goddess, New Order, Doctor Who, Motown,... Darren loves these seemingly incompatible things, and more...

Darren is the missing link between Civil Servants & real life... yes truly...

Darren at this moment in this time is compiling an MP3 collection of songs for his section do this week... Murder Mystery no less. Consequently he is choosing songs, carefully, to fit the mood...

TOM JONES!!

Motown

Al Green

Erasure

Girls Aloud

Beyonce

Katie Perry

Very very solemn.

He's wearing a Rod Stewart wig for it btw.

Oh god help me... I promised I would hang around but this is too much to bear, even for Oprah Winfrey or Jeremy Kyle.