Welcome.

Welcome one and all to the Lock-in, a northern-biased view of the world through after-hours glasses...half full or half empty, the philosophy is yours.

Please refrain from spitting, swearing, and playing Shania Twain. 

I like Shania Twain, but I found, through deeply complicated psychological studies, that exposure to Ms Twain, results in bleeding ears and compulsion to wears men's baggies. Not pleasant. 

the idea of this blog is to read the rants of two Northern English peeps who, after 8, may partake of the occasional brandy and cigar. 

And when they do...the world is considered, judged, and saved or condemned by C x D x. 

Face it. Everyone knows the answers when they've had a few. just not many decide to rant when they're bored/intoxicated [note from Ed. -actually that's when most morons go on-line].

Well here we are then...errr....rant away baybeezz ...

Baaaaaa.